Herp derp hello...

andercas

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

alljustletters

#suddenly memories of trying to fit all of my stuffed animals on my bed because i don’t want any of them to feel left out

favabean05

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

girltwink

Its sad how when we see an animals ribs, hip bones, and collarbones, we think its sad and abusive. But when we see them on women, its a form of beauty.

lol-loser-life

this omg

thebootydiaries

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :) 

employee:

me: lol :)

employee:

me: :) 

yungmickjagger

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

nbtobios

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

nbtobios

id like to update you guys on my toughness and inform you that today i put my cup down too loudly and scared myself

nbtobios

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

nbtobios

id like to update you guys on my toughness and inform you that today i put my cup down too loudly and scared myself